"Useful Idiot" Long Sleeve Tee
"Useful Idiot" Long Sleeve Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A bold long-sleeve tee that speaks bluntly. The shirt’s heavyweight, vintage-feel cotton and clean tubular knit give it a tactile, lived-in presence—the kind of top you reach for when you want to make a clear statement without saying much more. Short sentences, sharp message: it pairs with denim, layered under a work jacket, or worn solo on a chilly evening. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat even after many wears. Sized for adults and cut in a classic fit, it sits close to the body, so consider sizing up for a roomier feel. This piece fits into a wardrobe of straightforward, no-nonsense style—worn by people who value honesty, and durable clothing that ages well.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight, ~6.0 oz/yd²)
- Tubular knit without side seams reduces waste and creates a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Solid colors 100% cotton; select colors blended (fiber composition varies)
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron